Miss Punky's Ramblings: Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

So it seems as if the new girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend has been talking shit about me on the internet. Now mind you, this is someone who’s never met me and knows nothing about me, other than what she’s seen on my Facebook page. I have not dated said ex in over 14 years, but I still maintain friendships with his family members, because, well, for a while, they were like my own family. That being said, I broke up with the lying cheating ass and have never once regretted it. I am now happily married to my best friend (who I have been with for almost 14 years) and have moved on with my life. As a courtesy, I requested her friendship on Facebook a few months ago and she accepted. Which I thought was interesting since the ex and I were friends on Myspace and were talking in a civilized manner before she entered the picture. All of a sudden he un-friended me without warning, so I kind of figured she had a bit of a jealous streak.

Well, the other day I received a message from her on Facebook that simply stated “Consider yourself dismissed”, which I thought was comical, since I haven’t been in high school for 24 years and didn’t hear a bell ring (see earlier blog post). I laughed it off, but then discovered that the self-proclaimed witch (her words, not mine) had been spouting off about me all over the internet, calling me a psycho ex stalker? WTF? Um, ok.

The funniest thing is that she claims that she only accepted my friend request because she wanted me to see “what I was missing” by not being with her man. So, I decided to make a list of what she has and what I have, then to compare the 2, so that I can properly wallow in self-pity:

She lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere in Alabama, away from all of her family and friends. Her boyfriend’s family lives nearby, but she doesn’t get along with them because they are Christian and she is Pagan.
Her man is a guitarist in a band that travels the country all year round. She sleeps alone most nights and doesn’t get to go to any of the shows.
She has 2 kids, a daughter from a previous marriage to a deadbeat dad, and a new baby with the new boyfriend. She changes shitty diapers all day long.
She claims to be “engaged” to the boyfriend, but has no ring or wedding date set.
She is eager to become Wife #3 (yes, he's been married TWICE before and has a child with his ex-wife).
She has no job.
She has no education.
She’s with a known cheater and liar who is surrounded by beautiful women every night.
She is insanely jealous of all of the women surrounding her man and has admitted so in her blog.
She still has her baby-fat body.

Yea, I’m REALLY missing out, because:

I live in a big beautiful condo (that I OWN) in Chicago
I am married to my best friend and get along famously with his family.
My husband works a REAL job during the day and plays guitar in 2 bands on the weekend. I get to go to every single show.
We are childfree by choice and enjoy traveling and spending time with each other.
I am the #1 and ONLY wife my husband has ever had. I sport a pretty nice size diamond on my left hand.
My jewelry box is filled with diamonds and Tiffany and Tous jewelry.
I work as a social worker and actually make a pretty good living at it.
I have a Master’s Degree..
My husband has never once, in the 14 years we have been together, cheated on me.
The only women surrounding my man are all of our mutual friends at his band’s shows.
I’ve never had a baby and still have a pretty rockin’ body for my age!