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Musings from a self-proclaimed misfit (and trouble-maker)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Randomness

Ok, now that I got that out of the way...onto bigger and better things. I suppose I should be doing something productive with my day, since I've got the house to myself, but I think I'll have a glass of wine instead.

Ah...that's better. :-)

So, here are some random facts about me:

* I love punk rock music (hence the name of my blog)
* I haven't talked to my *egg donor* (aka my mother) in over 2 years - long story
* I have, however, reconnected with my father recently, and discovered that I am so much more like him than her (which is a good thing)
* I am married to my best friend
* I love jewelry. And shoes.
* I'm very colorful (i.e. on my skin and in my words)
* I work a very professional job, so finding outlets to express my creativity is paramount to my sanity
* I love red wine. Cabernet and Pinot Noir, mostly. I will only drink Merlot if it's the only red wine around
* I'm also a beer snob. I can't drink swill like Budweiser, Miller Lite, etc. It has no flavor. Like beer-flavored water. Blech!
* I'm intimidating. Or so I've been told.
* I'm also a bitch. And proud of it. :-)
* I believe being a bitch is the key to getting everything you want. I practice this on a regular basis. It seems to be working so far.
* People either really love me, or really hate me. Those that love me are in for a treat. Those that hate me, well, I really don't give a fuck.
* Oh yea, FUCK is my favorite word. I use it a lot. Not so good for those *professional* moments, but perfectly acceptable otherwise.
* I had my uterus surgically removed a year ago and it was one of the best things I ever did for myself! I had uterine fibroids, endometriosis, adenomyosis, and pelvic congestion syndrome, which = chronic pain. Being uterus-free and pain-free has been a god-send!
* My BFF and I (who also had her uterus surgically removed a few months before I did) have a song/dance that we do called "We got no uterus". It's quite comical to see and hear.
* I don't have kids. Used to think I wanted them, then decided I really didn't. So, getting aforementioned surgery was no big deal. Except that my doc kept asking me "Are you sure? Are you really sure?". YES, woman, take it out for crying out loud! LOL
* Instead of children, hubby and I have 2 cats. They are far more spoiled than any child I've ever met. So, my maternal instincts are not wasted.
* I have a graduate degree, and it is the one thing I am most proud of. I had always been a good student, but couldn't afford to go to college right after high school. So, I went back to school at age 30. Got my Bachelors at age 35 and my Masters at age 37.
* Sometimes I miss being in school.
* I can't believe I just typed that. LOL
* I'm very competitive and always have to be *the best* at everything. Most of the time, I am. :-D
* This is getting long and I am getting bored.

Off to find some more blogs! Caio!

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