Goodbye and Good Riddance

My boss put her notice in last week.  And I couldn't be happier.  In fact, I've been doing a private "happy dance" since I got the news.  She is the most unprofessional person I have ever met and I am still trying to figure out how she landed THIS job, let alone another one.  There has been talk around the office that she was forced out, and I tend to believe this.

Here are some things about her that I am NOT going to miss (and yes, I DO like lists, so get used to it):

*  The constant whining....seriously, it's so annoying....she calls out to our administrative assistant all day long "Beckyyyyyy..... can you do this for me?"  "Beckyyyyy.....what's so and so's pager number", etc....   I am quite sure that Becky has been doing her own happy dance for the past week and will be screaming "Thank you Jesus!" next Friday!!!!
*  Her lack of table manners. She once picked up a chicken breast in the middle of an inservice from an organization that came to present to us, and began gnawing on it like an animal.
* Her lack of respect for others.  During another inservice, she completely cut off the speakers to have her own side conversation with someone across the table.  The presenters were embarrassed and appalled.
* The attention-getting/looking for a pity party.  She had surgery recently on her knee.  Before the surgery she whined and complained all day long about how bad her knee hurt and made it a point to use a cane to walk through the office and say "Ouch" with each step.  After the surgery, and her 6 week medical leave (which was a blessing, btw) she continued to use the cane, and say "Ouch" and tell us all about how much pain she was still in.
* The "I'm getting my PhD" speech every day and how we will have to call her "Dr. Deb".  Yea, ok.  She's a nurse, and got her MSN from Phoenix University (an "onlline" college) last year, and is now supposedly getting her PhD in nursing from Phoenix University.  Um...yea, I don't take much stock in "online" schools.  Obviously she couldn't get into a REAL graduate program because they would have realized, after meeting her, that she does not have the professional look/attitude to be worthy of a graduate degree.  It's sad that anyone can get a degree "online" these days.
* The fact that, although she must make a lot of money in her position, she still hasn't spent the money to do anything about her "crazy" eye, her disgusting teeth, or her red mullet-styled hair.  Like I said, I don't know how she ever got hired, looking like that....
Kind of makes me wish I had a picture....must remember to go search my ass-kissing coworker's facebook page for the pics she took today for the boss's going-away party.

Which reminds me....I also won't miss the fact that ass-kissing coworker has her nose buried so far up the boss's ass that she gets away with doing absolutely no work because, as she said to me one day (during a week-long birthday party she threw for the boss) when I asked if I was the only one that had work to do "Oh, I have plenty of work to do.  I just know where my priorities lie".  Priceless.

Good bye, bitch.  And take the lazy ass-kisser with you, please.